Hill: Mommy, at church I can't ever let Jesus in my heart because when I try to get on the stage they won't let me.
Me: Do you say a prayer at the end and they ask you to come forward if you want Jesus to live in your heart?
Hill: Yes, but they won't ever let me get on stage because I don't have on a jacket.
Me: Do other boys and girls go on the stage? Do they all have on Jackets? Did you ask Jesus to live in your heart.
Hill: UGGGGGHHH, yes mommy, you're so frusterating me, I always have Jesus in my heart, I already told you that, you don't understand God and I don't have a jacket so I can't get on stage.
Then she broke into song "God is bigger than the boogie man, He's bigger than Godzilla or monster's on TV, He's watchin over you and me, oh yeah"
I would like to point out that this is a NORMAL conversation. What am I supposed to do with that?
Sunday, February 19, 2012
No Jackets. No Jesus.
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Time to Start Saving
We heard strange noises coming from Hill's room last night and when I went in to check, she was sitting in her bed vigorously shaking her BREAKABLE piggy bank. The girl was on a mission to get every last coin out of there and I feel like I caught her right before she did major bodily harm to the poor pig. She seemed very upset, but I just thought it was because she knew "Mr. Do Good" was coming out.
Side note: Mr. Do Good is our wooden spanking spoon, with a smiley face drawn by Kyle and a plastic hand clapper rubber banded on it to make it louder when we spank.
Anyway, she got her spanking but was visibly more upset than she normally is after a spanking. I climbed into bed with her to talk and asked her why she had been trying to get her money out when she knew it was against the rules. Through her tears and as sincere as she has ever been in her life, she said "I've been saving my money for Disney World and I wanted to see if I had enough, but (sniffle) I don't think I have enough yet, mommy,(sniffle) is it enough?" Broke my heart. Time to start saving for my two little princesses to go to Disney World!
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Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Still Here
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